Marketing Signage

Humour plays an important role in marketing or positioning. It can assist in making your message memorable and bring on a smile, so don't under-estimate the power of humour. These days it's usually at the forefront of "viral marketing" on the Internet too, so take note. The following also demonstrates the the Marketing Mentor thinks smiling is just plain good anyway so as corny as it is, read the following and smile a little.

Business Signs

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 

 

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In a Podiatrist's office: 

 

"Time wounds all heels."

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck : 

 

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

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At a Proctologist's door: 

 

"To expedite your visit please back in." 

 

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On a Plumber's truck: 

 

"We repair what your husband fixed." 

 

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On another Plumber's truck: 

 

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

 

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On a Church's Billboard: 

 

"7 days without God makes one weak." 

 

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At a Tire Shop in Southport: 

 

"Invite us to your next blowout."  

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At a Towing company: 

 

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

 

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On an Electrician's truck: 

 

"Let us remove your shorts." 

 

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In a Nonsmoking Area: 

 

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

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On a Maternity Room door: 

 

"Push. Push. Push." 

 

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At an Optometrist's Office : 

 

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

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 On a Taxidermist's window: 

 

"We really know our stuff." 

 

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On a Fence: 

 

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" 

 

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At a Car Dealership: 

 

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 

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Outside a Muffler Shop: 

 

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 

 

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 

 

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" 

 

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At the Origon Power Company : 

 

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. 

 

However, if you don't, you will be." 

 

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In a Restaurant window : 

 

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." 

 

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home : 

 

"Drive carefully. We'll wait." 

 

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At a Propane Filling Station , 

 

"Thank heaven for little grills." 

 

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And don't forget the sign  at a 

 

Burleigh Radiator Shop: 

 

"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

The Marketing Mentor