Marketing Sex
 
You see a good looking chick at a party. You walk up to her and say:
"I am great in bed!"
This is Direct Marketing.
 
You see a good looking chick at a party. You walk up to her and get her number. Next day you call her and say:
"Hi, I am great in bed!"

This is Telemarketing

You are at a party with your friends, and you spot a good looking chick. One of your friends walks up to her and says pointing at you:
"He is great in bed!"

This is advertising

 
You see a good looking chick at a party. You stand up, straighten your tie, walk up to her and offer her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick her bag up when she drops it. Then you offer to take her home and say this: By the way, I'm great in bed.

This is Public Relations (PR)

 
You sit in your car, drive slowly in the city and you shout to all the pedestrians, that:
"I'm great in bed!"

This is spam

 
You see a good looking girl at a party, and she walks up to you:
"I heard you are great in bed."

This is Brand Recognition

 
And if after it happened she says"
"Well... you really are great in bed!"

Then that is consumer satisfaction

 

If she marries you, it's Brand Loyalty!